i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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