allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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