Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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