she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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