My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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