My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I understand Curling. That high.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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