Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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