I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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