I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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