Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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