Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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