found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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