he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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