so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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