Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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