Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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