I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
