Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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