he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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