I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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