found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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