My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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