She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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