That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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