is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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