where am i from again
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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