I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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