White coat. Heels.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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