White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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