I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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