I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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