I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
