Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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