I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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