does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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