yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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