After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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