i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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50% drunk capacity currently
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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