he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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