okay pat passed out under dana's car
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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