ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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