i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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