this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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