What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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