i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Randomize
