dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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