its not stalking. its research.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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