I'm going to jail i love you
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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