Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He kissed a someone with a penis
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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