So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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