But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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