Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
What a dumb baby whore.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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