Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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