So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You have to summon your inner elephant
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
PANTIES FOUND
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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