That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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